CHEESE PLEASE!

I went to Pizza Hut for some fine Italian food. I orderd a larger stuff crust cheese pizza. I had a coupon for a free extra topping., so I told the girl at the counter that I wanted extra cheese as my one topping.

She tells me that I have to pay for extra cheese. I said no I don't. I have a coupon. She said extra cheese is not considered a topping at Pizza Hut.

I said, "WHAT?" What do you mean it's not considered a topping. It goes on top, right. Then it's a topping. Every other pizza place in the world considers extra cheese a topping. We argued for about 20 minutes.

It all came down to this. The corporation for Pizza Hut does not want to give you extra cheese as a topping so they now don't consider cheese an extra topping and you must pay for it.

I didn't even begin complaining about there being no sauce on my pizza. Is that the new thing? Putting no sauce on a pizza. It is almost embarrassing being 100% Italian and eating a pizza with no sauce. Not that I ordered it that way, but that's how it comes. Lift the cheese next time. There is one drop of sauce.

I stopped going to Papa John's pizza because I had plain bare spots on my pizza. This isn't pizza. It's just dough.

Pizza places suck out here in California. The only way to get a good pizza is to go to a nice Italian restaurant and pay $30 for a simple pizza with cheese and sauce.

As you can guess, I am now not going to Pizza Hut anymore.