so I call my friend at the hospital. The line rings then starts playing a promo about donating blood. I have no interest in hearing it so I dial the hospital room number.

Guess what?! Still the commercial continues to play in my ear. So now I am pounding my "0" for an operation. Not one friggin key works until I suffer through this stupid commercial. I would not donate blood to cedar sinai if buckets of blood were gooshing out my left ear.

This is almost as annoying as paying $8.00 for a movie and having to see commercials. How much will it cost to NOT SEE COMMERCIALS!!!

It's all painful.

I am following up with a Patio and Fireplace store. I would like them to carry our sauces at their location.

So I spoke to the female dog that owns the place and she said she tasted the sauce and it taste like all the hundered of other sauces on the market.

I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT. OUR BIGGEST COMPLIMENT IS WE TASTE LIKE NOTHING OUT THERE.

So I asked her a second time, "Did you taste our sauce". She said yeah and she wasn't impressed. I was very hurt and I think she is a liar.

I could have put bird crap in the sauce and she would have said,"it tast like all the rest". Boy she was rude and just wanted to pea on my parade.

I told her that out of the hundreds of people we have had try it, and out of the 13 shops we are in, and out of all the corporate restaurant chains that have tried it, NOT ONE SAID IT TASTE LIKE ALL THE HUNDREDS OF SAUCES OUT THERE.

So I finally calmed down and realized the reason it tasted like all the others. SHE FORGOT TO SHAVE THE HAIR OFF HER TONGUE!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BOY, I AM KILLING MYSELF.

I told her before I hung up that she was going to be a fun person to blog. She didn't get it and then hung up. :-)

Okay.
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Who would be stupid enough to enter this structure. I am figuring there was about 40 people partying here. Maybe more.

They were probably on the top balcony (if you call that a balcony) and one of the 12 dropped the crack pipe. they all dove for it and there ya go! BOOM!

by the way, why does every city look old except cities in California. I have seen Pittsburgh, Detroit, Chicago, New York, and Dallas and the places people live look old. I live here in California and we look like we just built everything. How weird is that.

So Here I am looking on the web for BBQ sauce contests.
I spoke to my mom (who is my partner in our BBQ sauce company) and she is up for entering our sauce in this contest called the Scovie Awards.

I can also enter the American Royal's BBQ contest and I can also become a member of the National Association of Barbecue and get a whole book of great contacts.

I have just looked on NAB's website and I don't need to become a member. They list all their memebers on the website so I can get my contacts from them. How cool it is to save $150. hahahaha.

I am not sure how winning will help us. I have never heard of any of the past winners, so obviously it was useless for them to win. whatever! we will enter the Scovie Award contest anyway. What's 75 bucks? :-)

Oh, by the way, I hate Gov. Gray Davis. I just saw another recall pettition sheet at Target today. I should have signed it again. Like they are going to check.

let me tell you a little about myself. For those of you who don't know anything about me.

I run two start up companies. one is GiveMe Foods GiveMe Foods and one is GiveMe Entertainment.

GiveMe Entertainment is my true job. I am an entertainment manager. I manage singers, songwriters, screenwriters, composers, etc. The clients I represent are very talented and very promising. I just need to be patient and the will be big someday. :-) Hopefully in my lifetime.

GiveMe Foods is my hobby. I market my own BBQ, Teriyaki, and Hot BBQ sauce. It's becoming very successful and is doing better than my other company. Ha! who would have thought.

I have an awesome wife who works two jobs to support my sorry ass. She is kind of like putting me through medical school. And to answer your questions, NO! I have no plans on leaving her after I make it big. That is totally screwed and against my christian beliefs.

Now you know I am christian and love my beliefs. I go to a cool church and I love Christian Rock music.

I love to play video games especially first person shooters and RPGs.

I think the record industry sucks and deserves everything it deserves.
I think satellite radio is the next big thing. XMSR and SIRI are the two companies to invest in.
I think California is a horrible state and I want to live somewhere where the people aren't taken advantage of.
I think everyone should vote under there own SS# and stop with the electoral votes which isn't a true count. Each vote should count as one vote. PERIOD.
I think twinkies have gotten smaller.
I think gas stations should be regulated.
I think it should be free NOT to be listed in the phone book.
I think handling fees for concert tickets is the slimiest fees in the world.
I think the best thing to happen for the general public is the "do not call list" the federal gov't set up. Finally we get something back.
I think buying your wife a mothers day card is stupid even though I do it. My wife would be crushed if I didn't.
I think reality shows bite the big one. They are for mindless, miserable, non-motivated people.
I think ink cartriges are way over priced and that is why I buy generic EPSON cartridges for $3 each. Go to cdrom2go.com
I think it's amazing that Bob Hope is still alive.
I hate when people forward me jokes, wonderful thoughts, urban legend e-mails.
I hate when people forward me jokes, wonderful thoughts, urban legend e-mails after I HAVE TOLD THEM TO PLEASE STOP.
I hate spam and it should be outlawed. Not just some of it, but all of it. My penis is fine, my erection is fine, and I don't own a home to morgage. Well, that pretty much answers all my spam e-mails.
I hate watching the news. It's always bad and I just can't cry for everyone who dies each day. I have to save my tears for the ones I love.

that's enough for now. Boy, I love this. No one may read this but I sure feel better. Now I don't need a radio show to rant!!!

this is a test

Okay.
Day 1 of blogging. Not bad so far. A little lost, but I think I can do this. I have so much I want to tell myself. :-) hahaha.

I feel like I am talking in an empty room.

This blog is going to be dedicated to all my complaints. Every stupid thing anyone does. Things that bother me and any other ignorant act that I witness.

Welcome to my Blog soapbox.